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• Family lost in Mass. corn maze calls 911 for help

  Wed Oct 12, 2011
  • Here is a sure fire tip on how to find your way out of a maze. Reach out and touch one side of the maze. Do not let go. You will eventually find your way out. Fool proof. 

• Mo. man's sign against Democrats torched twice

  Mon Jun 21, 2010
  • Further investigation reveals that the gentleman who put up the sign has received in excess of $1,000,000.00 in farm subsidies in the last 15 years. Kind of shoots down his whole point on government handouts, don't you think? 

• Edwards’ mistress: Presidential run ‘reckless’

  Mon Mar 15, 2010
  • What a tramp...

• After slow start, tornado season under way

  Wed Mar 10, 2010
  • I love this time of year. I guess I am just a severe weather nut!

• Pants on the ground: Racy jeans ad to go away

  Tue Mar 2, 2010
  • Thus proving the old adage, sex sells...

• Duke lacrosse accuser arrested in altercation

  Thu Feb 18, 2010
  • It is a sad day my friends when you can no longer trust the word of a former stripper...

• Autopsy: Jackson had vitiligo, wore wig

  Tue Feb 9, 2010
  • Micheal jackson died? Holy Moley, you would think the media would have reported something like that!

• 5 ways to save the Grammy Awards

  Fri Jan 29, 2010
  • While the cachet of a Grammy Award is still nice, in all honesty the awards show itself has not been relevant for several decades. And following this writers advice to 'dumb it down' will only continue that trend.

• The ballad of Jeff Bridges

  Mon Jan 25, 2010
  • The Dude abides...

• Visitor loses balance, damages Picasso work

  Mon Jan 25, 2010
  • A piece of duct tape and a little spray paint and no one will be the wiser...